
Instead of just choosing literally any other song, "Kidz Bop" rewrote the entire chorus of this Chainsmokers hit to make it family-friendly, giving the song one of the funniest facelifts in the Kidz Bop Kids' history: "So, baby, pull me closer as we stand against the Rover / That I know they can't afford / Brush that stress right off your shoulder / Pull the sheets right off the corner of that notebook that you stole / From your friend's room back in Boulder / We ain't ever getting older." "Toxic," Britney SpearsĪgain, of all the pop songs "Kidz Bop" could've chosen for this collection, they just shrugged, chose "Toxic," and assigned a bunch of kids to sing the lyric "With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride?" "New Rules," Dua Lipa Yet, "Love on the Brain" was apparently still fair game for the Kidz Bop Kids, whose edited-in lyric "it makes me feel it's true, but it tricks me so good" is almost as egregious as their attempts to replicate Rih's vocals.



"Kidz Bop" covering Rihanna should be a crime in and of itself, but this song was a particularly questionable choice, with a line like "it beats me black and blue, but it (expletive) me so good" about the singer's troubled love.
